[phonecall to Adam]

[urbanmonkeywarfare]

Hey bossman, I hit your doppelganger with that van I borrowed from HQ, and now he's tranqued in the back and I was wondering if I might be allowed to maybe torture him a little bit or at least use him for some super special experiments I thought up in the past week of doom or something -- by the way, is there any chance I can get my hands on more of your blood? I promise it has nothing to do with your doppelganger, I swear, I just reminded myself of it -- because nothing exciting has been going on and I feel like I should get out more and make friends with more people and possibly stick them with needles. And when opportunity presents itself, well, one should really take it, don't you think?

So can I have torture? Pretty please?